I’m trying so hard to be interested in my ex-boyfriend’s life, but… *sigh* He’s simultaneously mundane and totally fucked-up. I didn’t think that was possible. Of course, I also almost fell asleep on him during sex once — er, maybe that’s a sign.
It’s also somewhat creepy that he keeps on pushing the damn account of our first time on me. This time, he wants me to proofread it.
Right. Time to pull out the “Cripes, you’re coming on too strong. You are not my boyfriend anymore” hammer.