I know you’re the yum that makes French toast worth eating, but in any other dish, you smell rather pukey, and I do include any dish involving mayonnaise or Miracle Whip. Why can’t you smell more like unicorns and glitter? I have had to flee upstairs because I don’t trust my stomach not to lurch at the inevitable reek of egg salad.
I would like to enjoy you, but your smell and I do not agree.
I’m so sorry.