Classics Abridged

(inspired by gehayi and erastes @ lj)

His Grayish-Blue Materials — Philip Pullman
The Time Traveller’s Ex-Wife — Audrey Niffenegger
Crime — Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Alice Sitting Quietly on the Grass — Lewis Carroll
Half-Hearted Attempts At Persuasion — Jane Austen
Captain Corelli’s Ukulele — Louis De Bernieres
Blog Entry of a Geisha — Arthur Golden
The Male Orphan The Cuthberts Wanted at Green Gables — L M Montgomery
Not Feeling Particularly Sorry At All — Ian McEwan
Early Childhood of Pi — Yann Martel
An Unsuitable Boy — Vikram Seth
Cowardly Old World — Aldous Huxley
First Date During Flu Season — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice — John Steinbeck
Annabel Lee — Vladimir Nabokov
The Color Lilac — Alice Walker
Charlotte’s Squashed Corpse — E B White
A Town Like Shaznay — Nevil Shute
Charlie and the Entirely Unremarkable Chocolate Bar — Roald Dahl
Les Heureux — Victor Hugo